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It all happened when I was changing my 4 month old son.
I had just removed the offending diaper and was reaching for a new one. Suddenly, my baby boy took aim with his "peashooter" and fired.
Fortunately for me, his aim was off and he ended up hitting himself.
I was simply left with the mess to cleanup.
I guess it is never too early to start teaching the rules of safety.
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Keep it pointed in a safe direction....
Magazine <> clip - know the difference
martyr is a fancy name for crappy fighter
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My son's first act of life was to pee on the delivery room nurses. They were obviously combat trained and had a diaper handy just for said condition red. You should have seen the smile on his face though.
My son was worse than any puppy I've had.
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That same thing happened in my house some 23 years ago. But his aim was better. Got me right between the eyes. Yes, got to teach the little ones early.
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Was his finger on the trigger? Aware what was beyond...
Never leave a loaded child unattended. LOL!
I raised two girls...they can outspray a boy anyday!
Had a friend whose son had an orthopedic problem that required many visits to docs early on. The little tyke had a very well developed aim and knew who the doctors were...........hehehe
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It's good most kids outgrow this problem.
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You've made it 4 months, and this is your first ND! Wow, I'm impressed!
Or, maybe this is Dad's first diaper changing?
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My 6 month old has gotten mom and grandma but by following the rules I have stayed dry.
What nobody tells you about are the diaper detonations. I have taken a baby I.E.D. in the lap before. NASTY!
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