Britney Spears had a gun

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    My wife and I were talking about her earlier tonight.
    I told her that I predict Britney won't see the end of this calendar year.

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    Did y'all know there are 23 listed thesaurus entries on www.thesaurus.com for the term "irrelevant"? Gee, ya learn sumpin' every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
    Did y'all know there are 23 listed thesaurus entries on www.thesaurus.com for the term "irrelevant"? Gee, ya learn sumpin' every day.


    Britney, Paris, Lindsay... they're all products of their environment, and they're all timebombs waiting to go off if you ask me. But yes, Britney especially.

    Shal we start a betting pool on which happens first: Britney OD's, or Paris gets pregnant?

    I've never understood America's fascination with the Hollywood culture. Most of the "stars" are more out of touch than any of us, but half of America seems to idolize them. No wonder this country is in the shape it's in.

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    I often wondered if America idolized Hollywood because of it's 'detatchment' to the rest of the world.

    Oh, to be young, rich, and able to not give a rodents rectum......
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    It thoroughly disgusts me knowing that so many people in this country care about the comings and goings of Hollywood trash, yet they probably can't name their own local elected officials, let alone know anything at all about the major presidential candidates.
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    To be more accurate...she had access to a gun...

    I believe the money, fame, idolization by fans, and people waiting on her hand and foot...such a long history of child stars going down the tubes...more sadly...people loving to read it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccw9mm View Post
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    This chick's time is limited...as a previously posted, I give her until the end of the year or sooner...
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    Well I think this is as off topic as it get....moving this to Off Topic and Humor...

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    Who is this thread about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bandit383 View Post
    To be more accurate...she had access to a gun...

    I believe the money, fame, idolization by fans, and people waiting on her hand and foot...such a long history of child stars going down the tubes...more sadly...people loving to read it.

    Rick
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    "He told them that Britney was capable of anything and admitted that she still kept two handguns at the house—the pistol he bought her for a birthday gift and a black automatic Glock. The lawyers called the police immediately."

    I just want to know where he got the the "black automatic Glock" and if the state of Kalifornia is going to pursue charges against him for having it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    "He told them that Britney was capable of anything and admitted that she still kept two handguns at the house—the pistol he bought her for a birthday gift and a black automatic Glock. The lawyers called the police immediately."

    I just want to know where he got the the "black automatic Glock" and if the state of Kalifornia is going to pursue charges against him for having it?
    Yout gotta remember, "Black automatic Glock" is media speak for a regular ole' Glock 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 26, 27 etc. etc.

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    I absolutely agree with you. I've often thought instead of being worshiped, they would be better seved by a spanking. :)

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