This is a discussion on Political Correctness Definition within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Doesn't get much more accurate than this one!!! The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for ...
Doesn't get much more accurate than this one!!!
The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term: Political Correctness.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Congress is in session."
S&W M&P 40
Lex et Libertas — Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis!
"Not only do the people who put their lives on the line to protect the rest of us deserve better, we all deserve better than to have our own security undermined by those who undermine law enforcement." -Thomas Sowell
I need that in a T-shirt and bumper sticker.
CRIME..... LAW DEFINES, POLICE ENFORCE, CITIZENS PREVENT!
FOUR BOXES KEEP US FREE:  SOAP  BALLOT  JURY  AMMO!
Wonderful! I've often debated the issue, but that says it perfectly. Now if I could only memorize it!
That is great. When I was stationed at Pope AFB I had a friend that owned the Tender Box, a tobacco store in the mall. We were heading fishing to the Outer Banks and he told me this story. Now for a little back ground this guy was 6' 3" and about 380 lbs. He and his wife were childless and they decided to get a dog to fill the void. One afternoon he came home to find a pile of dog poop right by the front door. He decided he would do the right thing and clean it up before his wife got home. As the pile looked pretty firm he decided to take a couple of Kleenex and lay them over the pile and just pick it up and throw it away. --------------- The next thing he knew was he was waking up with his wife franticly asking if he was ok. He then told me what happened that made him pass out. When he reached down to pick up the turd with the Kleenex it was WARM. The picture of this big monster of a gun passing out because of feeling a warm turd just about caused me a heart attack I laughed so hard.
Life member NRA since 1983
I carry a Colt Delta Elite 10mm in Milt Sparks VM2 with 2 extra magazines on my belt. This is normally worn on a belt under my bib overalls and works great for me. My wife carries a Walther PPS .40 w/Crossbreed holster.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS"
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
HELGA: Where are you going?
HAGAR: To sign a peace treaty with the King of England.
HELGA: Then why take all those weapons?
HAGAR: First we gotta negotiate...
HAHAHHA. i love it
Georg BüchnerWo die Notwehr aufhört, fängt der Mord an
(Murder begins where self-defense ends)