Political Correctness Definition

Political Correctness Definition

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    Political Correctness Definition

    Doesn't get much more accurate than this one!!!

    The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

    This year's term: Political Correctness.

    "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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    Bravo!!!!!!!!!


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    I need that in a T-shirt and bumper sticker.
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    Wonderful! I've often debated the issue, but that says it perfectly. Now if I could only memorize it!

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    That is great. When I was stationed at Pope AFB I had a friend that owned the Tender Box, a tobacco store in the mall. We were heading fishing to the Outer Banks and he told me this story. Now for a little back ground this guy was 6' 3" and about 380 lbs. He and his wife were childless and they decided to get a dog to fill the void. One afternoon he came home to find a pile of dog poop right by the front door. He decided he would do the right thing and clean it up before his wife got home. As the pile looked pretty firm he decided to take a couple of Kleenex and lay them over the pile and just pick it up and throw it away. --------------- The next thing he knew was he was waking up with his wife franticly asking if he was ok. He then told me what happened that made him pass out. When he reached down to pick up the turd with the Kleenex it was WARM. The picture of this big monster of a gun passing out because of feeling a warm turd just about caused me a heart attack I laughed so hard.
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    Update

    PC Changes:

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,

    Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

    You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS"
    And furthermore

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN."

    2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

    3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

    4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

    5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

    6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

    5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

    6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
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    HAHAHHA. i love it
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    Quote Originally Posted by osanmike View Post
    Doesn't get much more accurate than this one!!!

    The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

    This year's term: Political Correctness.

    "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
    That is awesome. A t-shirt with that on the back and a picture of a turd being picked up by a white glove on the front would be great.
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