The three ''C's"" - tongue in cheek!

The three ''C's"" - tongue in cheek!

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    The three ''C's"" - tongue in cheek!

    COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
    can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
    where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to
    their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.

    CONSTITUTION : They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart Guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

    COMMANDMENTS: Want to know the real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile working environment.
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    Amen to all you said Chris

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    Shoulda said Bob - not my words as such - but might as well have been.
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    Good post, P95!
    Just some more of life's mysteries.

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