I wonder why?
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting ...
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August 12th, 2005 10:15 PM
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I wonder why?
Have you even wondered . . . . .
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle it comes in?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first
try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt,
you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else
over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like
your wife told you to do it?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends. If they're okay, then it's you!!
Bumper
Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde; Beware the anger of a patient man.
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August 12th, 2005 10:15 PM
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August 12th, 2005 10:49 PM
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Hahaha - some rather ''close-to-home'' items there Randy LOL 
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle it comes in?
But it does, to nozzle, - well, if'n it's superglue! 
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
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August 12th, 2005 11:03 PM
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Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
Nat----"It aint how good you shoot, it's how cool you look doing it." [Fred Sayer 1994]
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August 13th, 2005 01:10 AM
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If your knees went the other way, what would a chair look like?
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August 13th, 2005 04:04 AM
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Why do feet smell and noses run?
Heroes are people who do what has to be done, when it has to be done, regardless of the consequences
"I like when the enemy shoots at me; then I know where the ******** are and can kill them."
~George Patton
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August 13th, 2005 07:19 AM
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Why do we speak louder to people who don't speak English?
Rick
EOD - Initial success or total failure
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August 13th, 2005 08:53 AM
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August 13th, 2005 10:43 AM
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Mental illness is inherited - parents get it from their kids.
Who ever said there's no such thing as a stupid question, never taught school. (or has never been a LEO, etc.)
My favorite stupid question is, "Are we going to be doing anything important in class tomorrow?" It doesn't matter what I say to that, the next thing I hear is, "Well I can't be there tomorrow."
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August 14th, 2005 01:28 AM
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I've often wondered why you put a pill in your stomach when you have a headache!
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August 14th, 2005 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by
Tangle
Who ever said there's no such thing as a stupid question, never taught school. (or has never been a LEO, etc.)
There are no stupid questions...only stupid people who ask questions.
"Being a predator isn't always comfortable but the only other option is to be prey. That is not an acceptable option." ~Phil Messina
If you carry in Condition 3, you have two empty chambers. One in the weapon...the other between your ears.
Matt K. 
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