Tick Warning !

Tick Warning !

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    Tick Warning !

    I am forwarding this from a co-worker. This is very important to know! My co-worker checked it out on Snopes!

    FW: TICK WARNING !

    I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally... but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list.

    If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only
    want to see you naked.

    I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.

    I feel so stupid ......
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    its always good to start the day off with a good laugh. Thanks!!

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    NOW you tell me!
    John
    Assault is a behavior, not a device.

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    How come when I said okay, they turned around and left.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    Guess I need to get a "Tick Inspector" badge and go over to my neighbor's place. She's really pretty.
    I probably wouldn't notice, though, when my wife shoves the badge in some painful place.....

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    hahaha. nice

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    Darn! It happened at my house. I took my clothes off, danced around and the guy had a seizure. I thought I had something contagious and the poor individual got it, I feel much better now.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Signed: Me!

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    Thanks for the warning, but what if she's cute?
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    I worked for the government for 24 years. If she's cute, she's probably a he.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ Husker View Post
    I worked for the government for 24 years. If she's cute, she's probably a he.
    Now that's a really good warning
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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