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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section, and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on the table or a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in very small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson".
Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job that is worse than yours!
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
CC - . Yep, there gotta be some jobs that really suck! (Or is that pucker!)
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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