Ouch? Police: Man Shot Himself In Privates During Robbery

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    Quote Originally Posted by OPFOR View Post
    Gives new meaning to a decocking lever...
    Oh, ow, eeee, oooo! Painful to even think about!!!! Deserved, but painful....
    If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good. ~ Thomas J. Watson, Jr.

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    I guess those warnings about the dangers of smoking are real

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    Red face Ouch? Man Shot Himself in Privates...

    Could that make him an alto or soprano? Hmmmm!


    Safe and sane shooting everyone,

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    For shame

    Each and every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves for posting. Those are some of the worst puns I've seen... well since the last time someone shot his... Let's refer to it as a tallywacker... off


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    Oh how I love it!
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    I think he gave his left nut for a cigarette

    He's now known as "one nut" to his friends in prison.
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    I know Berettas have a half cock block - must have been a Glock.

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    lol, This just in: The local news reports he made it out of surgery with one less nut.


    Makes me second guess moving to Kokomo. At least where i rent it really quiet and nicer than the northern 1/2 of the city.

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    It wasn't "ah shucks"...it was Ah Nuts""

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    Nature's way of thinning out the "dead wood"

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    To quote grandma from the movie "While You Were Sleeping", "At least there's more room in his jockey shorts."
    eschew obfuscation

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    Quote Originally Posted by 22RSSIX View Post
    lol, This just in: The local news reports he made it out of surgery with one less nut.
    Apparently he's only half the man he use to be!!
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    Hopefully he teaches his holstering method to others in jail with a net result of many less genepool donars.

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    You guys are too funny! Mixing bad puns and sipping good whiskey has an interesting effect!!

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    hmmm...it gets a little nutty around here

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