This is a discussion on Ouch? Police: Man Shot Himself In Privates During Robbery within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by OPFOR Gives new meaning to a decocking lever... Oh, ow, eeee, oooo! Painful to even think about!!!! Deserved, but painful.......
If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good. ~ Thomas J. Watson, Jr.
I guess those warnings about the dangers of smoking are real
Could that make him an alto or soprano? Hmmmm!
Safe and sane shooting everyone,
Each and every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves for posting. Those are some of the worst puns I've seen... well since the last time someone shot his... Let's refer to it as a tallywacker... off
Oh how I love it!
ALWAYS carry! - NEVER tell!
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judgement to keep himself out of situations that would require a display of his
I think he gave his left nut for a cigarette
He's now known as "one nut" to his friends in prison.
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I know Berettas have a half cock block - must have been a Glock.
lol, This just in: The local news reports he made it out of surgery with one less nut.
Makes me second guess moving to Kokomo. At least where i rent it really quiet and nicer than the northern 1/2 of the city.
It wasn't "ah shucks"...it was Ah Nuts""
Nature's way of thinning out the "dead wood"
To quote grandma from the movie "While You Were Sleeping", "At least there's more room in his jockey shorts."
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
Hopefully he teaches his holstering method to others in jail with a net result of many less genepool donars.
You guys are too funny! Mixing bad puns and sipping good whiskey has an interesting effect!!
hmmm...it gets a little nutty around here