Ouch? Police: Man Shot Himself In Privates During Robbery

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    Ouch? Police: Man Shot Himself In Privates During Robbery

    Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery - Indiana News Story - WRTV Indianapolis

    Not quite sure how to score this one. Is it possible to get a Darwin award for simply removing yourself from the gene pool without actually killing yourself?

    Also a great example for those who don't like to use a holster...

    The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

    Police said the man grabbed the bag full of cash and fled the store.

    In-store surveillance cameras showed that the man, who police identified as Derrick Kosch, 25, of Kokomo, shot himself as he placed the gun into the waistband of his pants, police said. Authorities declined to release the surveillance footage early Tuesday.
    Bad guy: -1?

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    Hopefully it's BG -1 and -2...best not to take any chances.
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OPFOR View Post
    Hopefully it's BG -1 and -2...best not to take any chances.
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    Now he has something for show and tell at the prison.
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    Would this be carrying in condition 2?

    You know, half-<deleted> .....

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    Blame it on Sixto - now that is a viable plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattLarson View Post
    Would this be carrying in condition 2?

    You know, half-<deleted> .....


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    Bet he said "AW NUTS".... before he fled.

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    Gives new meaning to a decocking lever...
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    I betcha he is singing a diferent tune today!!
    "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
    and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
    service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
    love and thanks of man and woman."

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    Quote Originally Posted by flagflyfish View Post
    I betcha he is singing a diferent tune today!!
    Or at least in a higher pitch.

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    Premature fire that now shoots blanks...

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    New member of "the Sopranos"
    "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
    and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
    service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
    love and thanks of man and woman."

    -- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cj View Post
    Not quite sure how to score this one. Is it possible to get a Darwin award for simply removing yourself from the gene pool without actually killing yourself?
    Yes, you definitely can get a Darwin award without dying. Best thing this moron ever did with his life! BG: -2.

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    The guy really....<deleted>........<deleted>........

    Arghhh!!!!

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    OK, I give. There is nothing coming that I can post and survive a ban.
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