All Grandpas, Heed This Warning:

All Grandpas, Heed This Warning:

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    All Grandpas, Heed This Warning:

    ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING:

    Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

    He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

    The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

    The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

    "Jack Daniel's whiskey and women with big boobs!!!"

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    Gotta appreciate the honesty in small children!

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    HA, HA, HA, I like that one! Not quite sure Id say that though, not trying to be funny, but there may be little eyes running around. But good though!
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    OMG!!

    My supper just spewed onto the keyboard!!

    That one is great. And undoubtedly true (hypothetically speaking, of course) of just as many fathers as grandfathers.


    Thanks for sharing the laugh :)
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    Thanks for sharing - that's a great one.

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    I'm a grandpa and I like the same things!


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch View Post
    I'm a grandpa and I like the same things!
    That was apparent from your birthday posting.

    Still can't get those images out of my head.
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    I can relate............
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    True story.....

    Picked up my then 5 year old daughter from her after school daycare. While signing her out I asked what she had learned today. Teacher overheard me and with a grin said, "well, I'm not sure what Laura learned, but we all learned that you and your wife both like beer.....a lot!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghuqu2 View Post
    ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING:

    Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

    He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

    The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

    The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

    "Jack Daniel's whiskey and women with big boobs!!!"

    lol nice


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    Quote Originally Posted by exactlymypoint View Post
    That was apparent from your birthday posting.

    Still can't get those images out of my head.
    One more time, that was a joke!

    This is starting to be not funny.


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


    Terry

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