Electile Dysfunction

Electile Dysfunction

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    Electile Dysfunction

    Got this in an e-mail, I thought it was funny, from any side of the political spectrum.


    Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    LOL... I sent that one forth into email land...
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    lol
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    I would say that could happen in any election year.

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    Excellent!

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    A most perfect definition!! Time for a write in!!
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    Oh my god! I have E.D.
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    Is there something I can take to remedy this??
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoneRanger View Post
    Is there something I can take to remedy this??
    Ya. Viagun
    Last edited by ExactlyMyPoint; January 26th, 2008 at 11:52 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoneRanger View Post
    Is there something I can take to remedy this??
    Yes, but you'll need a prescription.

    I'd suggest paying a visit to the doctor.....

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    maybe they will have pills at the polls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glock27mark View Post
    maybe they will have pills at the polls.
    Will that be like the movie The Matrix, where you have to choose between the red and the blue pill?


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    As it stands right now and I have to choose between Obama and Romney I think I will write in Paris Hilton and worry about a different type of "ED". At least she is nicer to look at and is about as trustworthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN1910 View Post
    As it stands right now and I have to choose between Obama and Romney I think I will write in Paris Hilton and worry about a different type of "ED". At least she is nicer to look at and is about as trustworthy.
    Why not write in the name of the candidate you WANT to vote for, or throw a vote to a deserving third political party?

    I mean, if it's to be "wasted" anyway, why not "recycle"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4my son View Post
    Got this in an e-mail, I thought it was funny, from any side of the political spectrum.


    Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
    With today's choices...I highly recommend that if the urge to vote for one of them last for more than 4 hours, contact a doctor immediately...
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