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Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
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Got this in an e-mail, I thought it was funny, from any side of the political spectrum.
Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
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LOL... I sent that one forth into email land...
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lol
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I would say that could happen in any election year.
Excellent!
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A most perfect definition!! Time for a write in!!
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Oh my god! I have E.D.
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Is there something I can take to remedy this??
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Yes, but you'll need a prescription.
I'd suggest paying a visit to the doctor.....
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maybe they will have pills at the polls.
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Will that be like the movie The Matrix, where you have to choose between the red and the blue pill?
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As it stands right now and I have to choose between Obama and Romney I think I will write in Paris Hilton and worry about a different type of "ED". At least she is nicer to look at and is about as trustworthy.
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Why not write in the name of the candidate you WANT to vote for, or throw a vote to a deserving third political party?
I mean, if it's to be "wasted" anyway, why not "recycle"?
With today's choices...I highly recommend that if the urge to vote for one of them last for more than 4 hours, contact a doctor immediately...
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