January 26th, 2008 05:31 PM
1943 - 2009
You Know You're From California If...
Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
You pass an elementary school playground and all the children are talking on their cell phones.
Both you and your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
If you drive illegally, they take away your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
You can't remember...Is pot illegal?
The Terminator is your governor.
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
January 26th, 2008 05:40 PM
January 26th, 2008 05:50 PM
Back when i drove truck i had a simple test , no matter how tired i was ( this was back in the 20 hr drive 3 log book days ) when you quit seeing shooting times and started seeing high times ( in the 24hr store mag racks ) you are now in ca .
Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
We only begin to understand folks after we stop and think .
Criminals are looking for victims, not opponents.
January 26th, 2008 07:43 PM
That's pretty good. All true I would assume.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
January 26th, 2008 09:49 PM
Yup, it's true.
Wish it weren't true, but it is!
Lex et Libertas — Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis!
"Not only do the people who put their lives on the line to protect the rest of us deserve better, we all deserve better than to have our own security undermined by those who undermine law enforcement." -Thomas Sowell
January 26th, 2008 11:16 PM
It is not ALL true; my dog doesn't have a therapist! Oh, wait , I don't have a dog...
Living in California is like a nightmare with good weather!
Assault is a behavior, not a device.
"Don't never take no shortcuts." Patty Reed, Donner Party
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