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    A test

    Subject: A test for you!







    Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.

    You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
    just to wound me?

    Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier
    street that would discourage such behavior.




    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!





    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click..... (Sounds
    of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points?

    Son: Can I shoot the next one!

    Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

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    I liked that! I must be a Southerner... I love to put my taxidermist to work.
    Allen

    -"I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, 'cause it's going to be empty." -Clint Smith

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    southerner allllllllllll the way !
    " Refuse to be a victim, make sure there is a round chambered ! "

    Just call me a pessimistic optimist !

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    Well, I live in Ohio, but I was born in Louisiana, so im all over the Southerner answer!

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    Southerner. LOL!

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    Definately a Southerner. My biggest problem would be beating my wife to the draw...
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    This reminds me of an old joke from 8+ years ago. When Dick Armey of Texas was asked what his wife would say if he, Dick, was caught with an intern in Washington DC as William Jefferson Clinton had been exposed.

    His answer was he'd be on the floor looking up at her, wiping the blood from his eyes, to see her standing over him with a smoking .45 pistol while she asking him, "How do you reload this damn thing?"

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    Southerner for sure, even though I was raised in Chicago.

    Already sent to all my email friends.
    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.

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    none i'd get to take it to the taxidermist.
    "Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
    -Winston Churchill
    Every well-bred petty crook knows: the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
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