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    Three Darwin nominees




    I just don't have the words.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    I think you actually have to render yourself incapable of reproducing to get a Darwin.

    Until the pop and fizzle, these folks are merely aspirants.



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    I stand corrected.... I hope those idiots are still standing!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    Alcohol and Electricity with a water chaser. all I can say is 'speechless'.

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    Wow, looks like they are certainly trying to get their names in the record books.
    eschew obfuscation

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    It's gotta be a gag setup... I can't believe anyone is THAT stupid. Well, then again, you never know. Ohm my gosh- I'll keep my eyes open for an electrifying obituary, in the current newspaper.
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    Well, everytime I think I have seen all of the stupid that stupid can offer I am reminded that there is still a lot more stupid out there.
    I will support gun control when you can guarantee all guns are removed from this planet. That includes military and law enforcement. When you can accomplish that, then I will be the last person to lay down my gun. Then I will carry the weapon that replaces the gun.

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    I guess the little electric grill wasn't large enough to cook 3 bigger pieces of meat.
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    The plugs look European. That means 220v.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eww View Post
    The plugs look European. .

    That explains alot


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    At the stupid people petting zoo,
    You can go inside and walk around.
    And sometimes, stupid people will come up to you,
    And you can pet them on their stupid heads.
    At the stupid people petting zoo, that is.

    Can you guess where these 3 stupids live?
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    Lightbulb

    The man that invented the Ground Fault Circuit Interrupter or GFI receptacle first demonstrated his idea to Lutron (I think??) by plugging a radio (?) into an extension cord plugged into his new device and throwing the radio into the family swimming pool with his daughter in the pool. That is how confident he was of it's effectiveness. This stupid setup is likely plugged into one of those type of devices. FWIW

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    I need the video!!!!!

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