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    Talking Our wives may insist on this?!!

    FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
    AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY

    SEPTEMBER 30th.

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS
    SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
    Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
    (Note: this class meets at O'Malley's Brew Pub on 16th Street)

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
    And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
    Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used?
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses,
    diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
    Chris - P95
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    "To own a gun and assume that you are armed
    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


    http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.


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    They were offering something like this class at the local college, but I just turned and ran before they could sign me up.

    A1C Lickey

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    P95,

    Great list. I could really use courses 12 & 14. I always thought the stove was to fill up an empty space in the kitchen; always used the microwave.

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    By Special Request

    I have been begged to conduct again...

    DO NOT ALLOW YOUR SPOUSE , YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR FIANCE', OR GIRLFRIEND, TO HANDLE - MUCH LESS SHOOT A 28 GAUGE SHOTGUN!

    Hours: 6:00 PM - Until you get this thru your thick skull.
    There will be taped interviews of Males whom have been Victimized. Copies of Depleted Checking accounts and increased Credit Card Bills will be on hand for inspection. There will NOT be any photos of Ladies grinning ear to ear.

    My references: Use your favorite search engine and type Blame Steve + 28 ga
    Use Enough Gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry
    FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
    AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY

    SEPTEMBER 30th.

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS
    SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
    That is why we invented the Ice Maker.


    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
    We also invented BIG industrial 12 inch diameter rolls of toilet paper.



    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
    Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? ---
    Nope, that is why houses come with 2 bathrooms now. Stay in yours!


    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    I am saving you at least 3 motions by leaving the clothes on the floor and you complain?


    Class 5
    After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    That is why we invented DISPOSABLE plates.



    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Why am I spending money on the DirecTV with 4 boxes? Go to your room, tune in Lifetime Channel and leave me the heck alone. Ted Nugent's show is about to start.



    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
    And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    If you left the damn things where I drop them, I'd find them without problem, thank you.


    Class 8
    Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    There was a sale on ammo at BassPro Shops. Ammo lasts longer than flowers. Get over it


    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life testimonials.
    Three letters dear: GPS



    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    She can? Since when?


    Class 11
    Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    When you stop sounding like her, I'll stop treating you like her.


    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    When you get all your crap out of a gun show I'll be ideal.



    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
    Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Remind me later


    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used?
    Fast Food restaurants..... and if I learn how to cook, why should I keep you around?


    If anybody tells my wife about this post.......
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    If anybody tells my wife about this post.......
    Yep - I know - you'll be dogmeat

    Great set of responses Miggy - I am now waiting for my previously sore 11th rib on the right - to downgrade from a stinging fresh pain induced by excessive chuckling, back to it's recent background ache level
    Chris - P95
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    "To own a gun and assume that you are armed
    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


    http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.

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