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    Democtrat, Republican or Southerner....Thought ya'll might like this

    Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?


    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

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    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

    children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around

    the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,

    raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40,

    and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches

    you and your family. What do you do?




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    Democrat's Answer:


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!


    Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
    does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day, and make this
    a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
    for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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    Republican's Answer:



    BANG!




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    Southerner's Answer:


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
    Tips or Hollow Points?"

    Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

    Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist. "
    "The truth is not half as important as what people believe the truth to be." Napoleon
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    S&W 66 .357
    Colt Commander .45

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