This is a discussion on Funny joke from a friend of mine. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The Commanding Officer was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided ...
The Commanding Officer was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'
The Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
A MSgt, responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Airmen who was making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
With no hesitiation, the young Airmen responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, Sir, began the Airmen, "if there was any work involved, the
officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
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(Murder begins where self-defense ends)
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hehehehe. I know some non-members that I will be sharing this with.
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Just call me a pessimistic optimist !
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That one is being passed on
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Then there was the general coming on post with his driver. The new MP asked to see both their ID's. The general was peeved and told his driver to move on. The MP again stated politely that general orders were to check every ID. Once again the general barked indignantly at the driver to move on. Finally, the MP said to the general, "Sir, I'm really new at this. Can you help me? Who do I shoot first, you or the driver?"
very good jokes. might just use the first today during the usual bull session right before COB
"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
Every well-bred petty crook knows: the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.