True...on three counts...
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Three Things to Ponder:
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work
"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Congress is in session."
S&W M&P 40
True...on three counts...
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yea. a little bit too true for my liking
Georg BüchnerWo die Notwehr aufhört, fängt der Mord an
(Murder begins where self-defense ends)
Les Baer 45
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That's great...and disturbing.
There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.
Who is John Galt?
The most exhilarating thing in life is getting shot at with no results.
- Winston Churchill
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How true... how sad.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
I thought that was hysterical. So I forwarded it to a friend of mine who emails me jokes on occasion. He said it was 1/2 funny. Now if I read this correctly, there are three points to ponder. I wonder which half he was speaking of.
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
Every once in a while the truth of a subject just jumps out and grabs you; this is one of those times.
One should never confuse good fortune with good training.
Illegitimus Non Carborundum. In God we trust.
Thanks for the laugh.
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt
It ought to be taught in school...
Thanks. It's already been stolen, and put into email.