Three Things to Ponder

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    Three Things to Ponder

    Three Things to Ponder:
    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    C O W S
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
    we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
    it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

    T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work
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    "No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Congress is in session."
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    True...on three counts...
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    Those were great!

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    yea. a little bit too true for my liking
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    Excellent.
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    That's great...and disturbing.
    There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.

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    Priceless..
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    How true... how sad.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
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    Very nice......

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    I thought that was hysterical. So I forwarded it to a friend of mine who emails me jokes on occasion. He said it was 1/2 funny. Now if I read this correctly, there are three points to ponder. I wonder which half he was speaking of.
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    Every once in a while the truth of a subject just jumps out and grabs you; this is one of those times.
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    Thanks for the laugh.
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    It ought to be taught in school...

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    Thanks. It's already been stolen, and put into email.

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