This is too silly :-)
Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang gliding.
Bubba decided to save up and get a hang glider. He bought one that was
painted to looked like an eagle. He takes it to the highest mountain, and
after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off
running and reaches the edge-- into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the
good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! Look at the size
of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.
Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house, brings out his
pump shotgun. He takes careful aim.
The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. "I
think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he
let go of Bubba!"
LOL! I have heard a similar one about a motorcyle, but this one is much better.