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"Keep them away from kerosene soaked American Flags"
I think they should pass them out for free, with one condition, they walk out into the desert 200 yards and give a live deminstration that they know how to properly use it.
We'll clean up the middle east in a matter of weeks, and our fine solders would be home by summer.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
"Before they are able to buy a suicide vest they should demonstrate they know how to use one on the range, first." :-)
Who thinks this stuff up?
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.