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That's great! I can relate to that, as I am a private pilot, and I carry my CZ-75 with me on the plane!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Gives new meaning to getting "assistance" with putting your seat and tray table in their upright positions, now, don't it? Ha!
False, obviously, but a kick none the less.
I almost wet myself right there....and is capable of putting a hole in you the size of the Grand Canyon. Which by the way is coming up on the right.
Now them's the friendly skies right there!
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
(Sometimes) "a fight avioded is a fight won." ... claude clay
I might actually relax after an in flight announcement like that.
CRIME..... LAW DEFINES, POLICE ENFORCE, CITIZENS PREVENT!
FOUR BOXES KEEP US FREE:  SOAP  BALLOT  JURY  AMMO!
Roger, the chief flight attendant, should be pretty embarrassed about the Ruger Bearcat . . .
"We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters
Best inflight message I ever heard.