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    For New Dads Only....

    Be sure Mom ain't around
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    LOL!

    My wife got mad at first when I would bring in my shop vac and let my 4 year old "play" with it on the kitchen floor. He gets along all the baseboards and under the fridge.
    Then the other day, I come home and she is letting him "play" with it too.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    LOL....
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    +1 Very nice
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    Oh Man

    Have I got to try that.
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    were you watching Ellen again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSamurai View Post
    were you watching Ellen again?
    OK Buddy... those are fighting words! Choose your weapon!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    hahahah I gotta send that one to my woman.
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    LOL thats great, I don't think my wife would mind considering the messes that my 3 year old and 1 year old make.
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    Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."

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    My wife liked it - shop vac is a good one Sixto! Too bad ours isn't crawling yet....

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    haha, thats great!
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    LOL...Thats great!!!
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    I love it. You think I could get one for the cat too?
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