Ultimate crime fighting tool
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February 18th, 2008 11:19 PM
Ultimate crime fighting tool
Our patience with the criminal elements of society has been exhausted. It is time for criminal activity against the hard-working and law-abiding citizens of this city to come to an end. The city leaders are hereby petitioned to enact a law that will declare this city a Crime-Free Zone. This declaration will allow the citizenry to finally be free of the constant fear that some crime will be committed against their person or property. There is every reason to believe the Crime-Free Zone will be just as universally successful at eliminating crime as its predecessors, the gun-free zone and the drug-free zone have been at excluding drugs and firearms. This is a drastic step, but one that has long been called for.
In addition to the public safety benefits that will be derived from declaring the city a Crime-Free Zone, there will be other direct and indirect benefits. Declaration of the city as a Crime-Free Zone will have immediate financial benefit as the expenses currently associated with maintaining a police department, a court system and a system of jails will be eliminated. The city will benefit from increased worker productivity. The city will benefit from new businesses relocating into the Crime-Free Zone. The city will also realize increased tax revenues due to the increase in property values, as demand for real estate within the Crime-Free Zone will certainly go up.
For all of these reasons, we the undersigned, demand the measure to declare this city as a Crime-Free Zone go through.
I hope you guessed it was a satire. I bet I could write in the name of any big city and get thousands of signitures upon a petition though.
But if you are authorized to carry a weapon, and you walk outside without it, just take a deep breath, and say this to yourself...
LTC(RET) Dave Grossman
Revolutionary War Veterans Association Shooter Qualification: Cook
February 18th, 2008 11:32 PM
Tell this to the bad guys LOL.
Until they move out it'll always be ''same-old, same-old". Always nice to dream tho.
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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February 19th, 2008 12:42 AM
I saw you were from Texas and thought "Oh! That darn Laura Miller's back in the Mayor's Office..............." She was a dolt.
Our patience with the criminal elements of society has been exhausted. It is time for criminal activity against the hard-working and law-abiding citizens of this city to come to an end. The city leaders are hereby...........
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
February 19th, 2008 09:16 AM
That could never be because as a "good hearted" nation, we have to "give them a chance!"
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