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    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

    Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

    Tame Way.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

    They Take The Psycho Path

    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

    You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

    Dam!


    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?

    Polaroids

    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work?

    A Stick

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

    Nacho Cheese.

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

    Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

    Quattro Sinko.

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

    Spoiled Milk.

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

    Frostbite.

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

    A Nervous Wreck.

    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

    Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

    Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

    Because They Have Big Fingers .

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

    Because It Scares The Dog.

    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

    Sanka.

    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

    A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!

    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

    22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer


    23. What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

    About 2 weeks
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    All way too good

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

    Subordinate Clauses.
    Love that!!!
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    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?

    Polaroids

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    What happens when you don't pay your exorcism bill?
    You get repossessed.

    What do you call a cow that had an abortion?
    Decaffeinated
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    Vegetarian: Indian for inept hunter.

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    "Because it scares the dog!"


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    I love this stuff!!!
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    What's the difference between a lawyer and and an angry rooster?
    - An angry rooster clucks with defiance.

    What's the difference between a nearsighted hunter and a constipated owl?
    - The nearsighted hunter shoots but can't hit.
    Cheers,
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    Thanks guys! Can't wait to share these with my wife - they are just her type (clean).

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    What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

    Anyone Can Roast Beef
    One of my all time favourites
    “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”

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    This is an old one:
    Q: What is the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche?
    A: With a Porsche the pricks are on the inside.

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