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    Armed Animals

    I've always felt bad about our poor little kittens being home alone... defenseless...

    So, today I bought them a little something for self defense...





    Doesn't he look fierce!

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    Looks like a 'gang-banger'...yep, The Bloods...
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    I'm not really a cat person, but I think I could handle that one guarding over me at night.
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    I love cats. They’re delicious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AMH View Post
    I love cats. They’re delicious!

    Mean! I have no use for cats but that was mean.
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    I must arm my Chloe Kitty... The next gun show she gets armed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AMH View Post
    I love cats. They’re delicious!
    They taste a lot like spotted owl........

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    I'd arm my dogs....but the cats?....Nope, can't trust them....they're always plotting something.....next thing you know, they'd be joining a gang, doing drugs, stealing cars........
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    That's awesome, but I'm not about to give our 5 (yes 5, don't ask!) cats any kind of weapon. They cause enough trouble as it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David in FL View Post
    They taste a lot like spotted owl........
    But they ain't got nothing on Bald Eagle Soup. Its like freedom in a bowl.
    Taste grrrrrrrrrreat!
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    Well each of my 15 cats allready sport 10 knives of their own. They are not defenceless. I have scars on my hands, face, chest that prove a lone cat that does not want to go to be fixed can easily defend itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raevan View Post
    Well each of my 15 cats allready sport 10 knives of their own. They are not defenceless. I have scars on my hands, face, chest that prove a lone cat that does not want to go to be fixed can easily defend itself.
    This is very true. Though we trim their claws they have them all and they can use them in a time of necessity. Not to mention how hard it is to hang on to a cat that doesn't want to be hung on to.

    And lets not forget teeth!

    These little guys can bite and bite HARD!

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    I never did like thing that are sneaker than me.......and this one is armed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by raevan View Post
    Well each of my 15 cats allready sport 10 knives of their own. They are not defenceless. I have scars on my hands, face, chest that prove a lone cat that does not want to go to be fixed can easily defend itself.
    How many paws and claws do your cats have?

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    I know some other cats that would love getting their paws on that blade.

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