Song Lyrics which amused me

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    Heard this today. It amuses me greatly as a native Texan. It's full of Texas culture references I don't think a lot of out of staters would get but here it is anyway.

    Ohio {Come Back To Texas}

    She said she needed a break
    A little time to think
    But then she went to Cleveland
    With some guy named Leland
    That she met at the bank.
    Theres nothing wrong with Ohio
    Except the snow and the rain.
    I really like Drew Carey
    And i'd love to see
    The Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame.

    So when your done
    Doing whatever
    And when you're through
    Doing whoever
    You know Denton county
    Will be right here waiting for you.

    Come back to Texas
    It's just not the same
    Since you went away
    Before you lose your accent
    And forget all about
    The Lonestar state
    There's a seat for you at the rodeo
    And i've got every slow dance saved
    Besides the Mexican food sucks
    North of here anyway.

    I think I made a mistake
    It's not that easy to take
    She went to make a deposit
    Then she cleaned out her closet
    Guess i'll sit here and wait
    For her to come back home
    (I wish she'd come back)
    It shouldnt take very long
    (So long, so long)
    I bet she misses the sunrise
    and Mrs. Baird's fruit pies
    (but I could be wrong)

    So when youre done
    Doing whatever
    And when you're through
    Doing whoever
    You know Denton county
    Will be right here waiting for you.

    Come back to Texas
    It's just not the same
    Since you went away
    I bet you missed your exit
    And drove right on through the Lonestar state
    There's a seat for you at the rodeo
    And i've got every slow dance saved
    Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

    Troy Aikmen wants you back
    Willie Nelson wants you back
    NASA wants you back
    And the Bush twins want you back
    And Pantera wants you back
    And Bluebell wants you back

    I got a premonition
    I'm taking a petition
    And the whole states gonna sign

    <group of people sing to a single guitar>
    Come back to Texas
    It's just not the same
    Since you went away
    Before you lose your accent
    And forget all about
    The Lonestar state
    There's a seat for you at the rodeo
    And i've got every slow dance saved
    </end group singing>

    Come back to Texas
    It's just not the same
    Since you went away
    Before you lose your accent
    And forget all about
    The Lonestar state
    There's a seat for you at the rodeo
    And i've got every slow dance saved
    Besides the Mexican food sucks
    North of here anyway.
    Besides the Mexican food sucks
    North of here anyway
    Besides the Mexican food sucks
    North of here anyway, yeah.

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