This never gets old

This never gets old

This is a discussion on This never gets old within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I'm sure this has been posted before but for those new to the world of internet gun-forums I bring you...(drumroll) The legend of the "Mall ...

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    This never gets old

    I'm sure this has been posted before but for those new to the world of internet gun-forums I bring you...(drumroll)

    The legend of the "Mall Ninja"

    (helpful hint: don't drink while reading this or you'll need a new keyboard)
    "Being a predator isn't always comfortable but the only other option is to be prey. That is not an acceptable option." ~Phil Messina

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    i tried clicking that link on here awhile back but it wouldn't work. thanks. :)

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    Ah......someone saved it! Always a fun read! Thank you, Matt. I needed a smile today.


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    Wow! I have to admit, I've seen that before. That was one of the funniest things I've ever read! Thanks!

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    Thank you Matt! And I am glad I put down my coffee first. Those of us who really are high level mall SWAT Halo 6 security specialists should be offended by this guy and his buddy. Now I know why I hate to go to the mall!
    John
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    thats too funny. i love the wall climbing boots.(i take it,thatswithout arope)
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    He's got a myspace page. Or at least someone pulling the same joke. His blogs are just as funny.

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    This one just slays me:

    The elite, however, have specail privilages, and I can assure you that my orders go far-far enough that I could go around Kennedy airport yelling “Hi Jack!”, and that a simple phone call and codeword would have me released in 5 minutes, with my weapon, be what it may. As I said, my orders go far and while my reasons for protecting this mall remain a matter of national security


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    I don't know how I managed to never see that! Thanks for posting that link!

    I must find the local mall security recruiting center!

    -JT

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