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This really works...!
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which is the one that will be really happy to see you?
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I have kinda tried half of that experiment (could not get the dog in the trunk). My wife was definitly unhappy and it didn't take an hour.
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I had to explain this one to my wife. She didn't get it.
My dog thought it was hilarious... (me too)
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What if I don't have a wife? I could try the dog and my neighbors wife...
On second thought...that probably wouldn't turn out too well...
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My wife has a CCW and if I even suggested that she get in the trunk in her present mood, I would be in real trouble. I've heard a saying that kind of says it all. "I wish I was half the man my dog thinks I am". Without dogs, a mans life wouldn't be worth crap.
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Who in their right mind would put their dog in a trunk? That just ain't right!
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Oh, that's just sooooooo wrong!
I value my life too much...
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