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    Funny: Two of Life's Lessons

    Two of Life's Lessons

    An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a Western town one day.
    He'd
    been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.

    He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the
    hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and
    clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand
    and a bottle of whiskey in the other . The young gunslinger looked at the
    old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old
    man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just
    never wanted to."
    A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool,
    you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.
    The
    old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the
    gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to
    go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his
    shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound.
    The
    gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as
    the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the
    shotgun. The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ass?"
    The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."

    The lessons from this story are:
    1. Don't waste ammunition.

    2. Don't mess with old guys.

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    That's pretty good. LOL!

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    I wonder if the mule puckered up for him!!

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    Might have to remember that one.
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    Very funny.
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    Outstanding!
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    Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. :)
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    Never shoot all you got, or turn your back on old people
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    Good one! Thanks for sharing!

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    that's hilarious
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    Good thing I have some screen wipes standing by.

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