ok,what caliber would you use for gnome defense?

ok,what caliber would you use for gnome defense?

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    ok,what caliber would you use for gnome defense?

    Creepy Gnome terrorises town in General Guemes, Salta, Argentina | The Sun |HomePage|News

    creepy little vid.shame they stopped recording when they did,it may have shown more of it.

    (but may have also shown that it was a spoof)
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    Well seeing as how this is from The Sun, I think OT/H would be a better fit....

    As for the question, why discriminate, give the gnome a 230gr dose of lead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    Well seeing as how this is from The Sun, I think OT/H would be a better fit....
    yah,just thought about that and came back to edit my post...but you beat me to the punch

    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    As for the question, why discriminate, give the gnome a 230gr dose of lead.
    might need a big sponge after that...splat.
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    I have a special 'gnome load' for my coach gun...
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    I bet 00 buck would boot his little butt a few feet!!
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    308 from 200 yards should do the trick.
    Up close...00 buckshot it could be a zombie gnome
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    Whatever i shoot with 00 buck and it don't fall down, I'm saving one round for myself! Ok my 870 holds 8 so 7 for the zombie gnome and if it keeps coming 1 for me! Im not going to have my brain sucked by a zombi gnome!!
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    Zombie Gnome??? Dang!!! As if the regular sized zombies aren't bad enough. I'll check around for any "Gnome loads". I think I saw something on cheaper then dirt's web site. 00 shot sounds right but I'm thinking that might be over kill...unless Gnome's are able to vanish..or is that leprechauns? Now I'm really confused.

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    ok,what caliber would you use for gnome defense?
    Caliber won't matter----so long as you use 'Silvertips'. You won't want things coming back after the fact. LOL!

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    Hmmmmm............I don't gnome.........maybe a rock?

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    45/70 w/535 gr cast bullet. Then stick them in the ground pointy hat first and shoot the toes off one at a time. Good practice for those 1000 yard black powder matches. You don't need high capacity mags as the little suckers don't look like they can run very fast.
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    ok,what caliber would you use for gnome defense?

    Whatever you've got! Better have lots of it, too! The darned things are popping up everywhere. I'd post pics, but they don't show up on film and electronics within 50' of them go haywire.
    My FFL (Furry, Four-Legged) alarm is going off again. I think they're back. Wish me luck.
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    Good grief, I'm apparently way behind the curve. I've spent too many resources preparing for regular zombies, and making tin foil hats, now I find out that gnomes are a concern. What is this world coming to?
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    Can I say Bow and Arrow? I don't shoot that but I am guessing you get them from an upward angle and nail them to the ground, it should be fun to watch them squirm.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Can I say Bow and Arrow? I don't shoot that but I am guessing you get them from an upward angle and nail them to the ground, it should be fun to watch them squirm.
    Good answer, I need some silver tipped broadheads!!
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