2 years on the Toilet????

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    A woman is stuck to the toilet and the sheriff's dept. sends...

    Officer Whipple...is that Mr. Whipple with a badge?

    The OLDER folks remember him...
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    Excuse me but does this toilet make my A** look fat

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    Wow, there really is no end to strangeness...but 2 years?!?!?

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    Two years without a shower...and it's only one foot away!
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    I hope these two are "fixed". I would hate to think these two could reproduce.

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    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled
    Well, duh.

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    I can't even comment.
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    I'm not sure if Sherrif Whipple is related to Mr Whipple, but I'm sure he scolded her for squeezing the Charmin!!

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    That's a pretty cool idea. I may look into trying that out myself.

    I wonder if she got hemorrhoids....

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    A woman is stuck to the toilet and the sheriff's dept. sends...

    Officer Whipple...is that Mr. Whipple with a badge?

    The OLDER folks remember him...
    Thats just plain funny.

    I've seen some messed up stuff in L.E., but this is just crazy.
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    I wonder if anybody ever thought to call the Guiness Book of World records.

    Perhaps then the 2 yrs wouldn't have been a TOTAL waste of time.
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    Hooray Kansas!

    Wow, verified this on the ABC station website, something more embarrassing than Fred Phelps.

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    The story is sad, but what really gets my goat is how that nice, caring reporter decided it was important to try to dig up the name of those involved. What could possibly possess a person to try to publish the name of the woman in such an embarrassing situation? What could it possibly add to the story? This is why I despise reporters.
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    Maybe she was playing ring around the rosie,and now she has one

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