This is a discussion on 2 years on the Toilet???? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by kazzaerexys I don't think I can come up with much better...Your response pretty much sums up mine......
-The Mist (2007)"My God David, We're a Civilized society."
"Sure, As long as the machines are workin' and you can call 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, and you scare the **** out of them; no more rules...You'll see how primitive they can get."
That. Is. Just..........
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.
"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
love and thanks of man and woman."
-- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)
Back in college, after another all nighter at the library studying for finals....I went home, went to bathroom and fell asleep...yup, sitting on the throne before I even got started. Probably out for only a few minutes and when I woke up a little startled and sleepy, I tried to stand and fell over. Feet fell asleep. There is no way someone would be in that position for that long....her bones would fuse...She'd have the world's biggest hemorrhoid....all the blood would of rushed to her...What a joke...which is what I bet it turns out to be...
Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.
It even made the Arizona Republic yesterday. It's gotta be true!
Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse.
I just caught the fact that Mr. Whipple was the officer. If this story didn't sound weird enough to start with they had to add that to it.
Last edited by FN1910; March 15th, 2008 at 02:35 PM.
A couple of Field and Stream magazines...
I could see someone sitting there for quite awhile.
Maybe more fiber in the diet, might speed things up a little.
One of the fundamental truths of the universe is that there isn't anything that cannot be improved with the addition of pirates, ninjas, strippers, midgets or monkeys.
"A car door is not cover. In fact a car is not cover. Cement is." - military contractor in Iraq 2004
Could you image what type of hunter she could be. Sitting in the tree waiting years for that perfect shot. then WHAMO!
What happened if it got clogged up?
"Just blame Sixto"