2 years on the Toilet????

This is a discussion on 2 years on the Toilet???? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by kazzaerexys I don't think I can come up with much better...Your response pretty much sums up mine......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kazzaerexys View Post
    I don't think I can come up with much better...Your response pretty much sums up mine...
    "My God David, We're a Civilized society."

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    That. Is. Just..........

    Wrong.
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    A woman is stuck to the toilet and the sheriff's dept. sends...

    Officer Whipple...is that Mr. Whipple with a badge?

    The OLDER folks remember him...
    Thanks retsupt99, Mr Whipple with a badge is a visual that I didn't need in my head......
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    Back in college, after another all nighter at the library studying for finals....I went home, went to bathroom and fell asleep...yup, sitting on the throne before I even got started. Probably out for only a few minutes and when I woke up a little startled and sleepy, I tried to stand and fell over. Feet fell asleep. There is no way someone would be in that position for that long....her bones would fuse...She'd have the world's biggest hemorrhoid....all the blood would of rushed to her...What a joke...which is what I bet it turns out to be...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hudsonvalley View Post
    What a joke...which is what I bet it turns out to be...
    +1

    This story is completely unbelieveable, even to the most gullible. I will go out on a limb and say it is a hoax. I will also go out on a limb and say that the truth will never be publicized. Nothing like a sensational, ridiculous story to garner a few readers.

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    It even made the Arizona Republic yesterday. It's gotta be true!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ Husker View Post
    It even made the Arizona Republic yesterday. It's gotta be true!
    Made Paul Harvey News, too.


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    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    I just caught the fact that Mr. Whipple was the officer. If this story didn't sound weird enough to start with they had to add that to it.
    http://steelkaleidoscopes.typepad.co...mr_whipple.jpg
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    A couple of Field and Stream magazines...

    I could see someone sitting there for quite awhile.

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    Maybe more fiber in the diet, might speed things up a little.
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    Could you image what type of hunter she could be. Sitting in the tree waiting years for that perfect shot. then WHAMO!

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    Trees don't flush

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    What happened if it got clogged up?
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    Clogged Up?

    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    What happened if it got clogged up?
    It was ... for two years!

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