Ever want a Police Dog?

Ever want a Police Dog?

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    Ever want a Police Dog?

    One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"



    The redneck said it was his. "Your dog seems to be in heat," the officer said. The redneck replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree." The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs bred." "No way," said the redneck. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin'."



    The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex"! (You gotta love this) The redneck looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog."
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    Lol...so very wrong.

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    That's funny. I have to send that to a K-9 Deputy buddy of mine.
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    I actually have a police dog - a German Shepherd that flunked out of the Federal Police drug sniffing dog program... I hope that's not how he came to be.
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    I have already sent this email to a couple friends who are K9 handlers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OPFOR View Post
    I actually have a police dog - a German Shepherd that flunked out of the Federal Police drug sniffing dog program... I hope that's not how he came to be.
    Never can tell.....does he like donuts??

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    hahahahaha
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    hahha that's funny as heck
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