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    Funny joke from my son

    The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
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    HAHA I like it.
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    HAHA I like it.
    Me too! Very good!
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    Doesn't the bear sue and get some big bucks, too?
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    Funny because it is a true story I met the bear.

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    Very true
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    CIA only claimed it didn't exist because they caught it right away and hired it to work for them.

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    Now if the bear is from Chicago, does he try to a) bribe the cops b) bribe the judge c) call an alderman d) smuggle drugs into jail? Just wondering
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