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A Sons Point of view

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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
    The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
    Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that i would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
    He said,"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century


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    I believe in gun control...... Thats why I use TWO hands.

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    I was wondering how those kids hair got that way.
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    Ok I about choked on my food!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    +1 to your dad.

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    I wish it was my dad that said it but I borrowed it as it was just too funny to leave alone.
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    "He said,"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."

    For some reason, I heard the words in my mind in the slow drawl of Jimmy Stewart, and it made it twice as funny.

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    LOL hillarious.

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