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    A big city corporate lawyer runs a stop sign in a small town in Oklahoma, and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than this hick town deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

    Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

    Lawyer says, "What for?"

    Deputy says, "Y'all didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

    Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    Deputy says, "The difference is, y'all have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

    Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

    Deputy says, "sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

    At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do y'all want me to stop or just slow down?"
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    A lawyer taking another beating on the forum.
    Funny joke.

    In all fairness though there REALLY ARE good lawyers out there who got into "Law" for all the right reasons - rather than wrong reasons.
    I know a couple of them and they are great people.
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    Priceless! Two thumbs up from here. Keep up the good work---my best laugh so far for the day. Thanks

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    I know a couple of them and they are great people.
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