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    Best Blond Joke ever!

    I just found the best blond joke I have ever seen.

    Blond joke
    There are 10 types of people in the world:
    Those who understand binary, and those that don't.

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    ...worth the wait...

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    GUN CONTROL= I WANT TO BE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THE GUN

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    Great .gif there. When it went around twice, my inner geek checked the source code, and I laughed (mostly at myself for checking the source). Good stuff.

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    Very funny and safe for work too.
    There are 10 types of people in the world:
    Those who understand binary, and those that don't.

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    I waited 5 minutes and it still did not finish loading.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadeye72 View Post
    I waited 5 minutes and it still did not finish loading.
    My side is hurting too funny
    There are 10 types of people in the world:
    Those who understand binary, and those that don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadeye72 View Post
    I waited 5 minutes and it still did not finish loading.
    GUN CONTROL= I WANT TO BE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THE GUN

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    Maybe I'm just too old fashioned. I get the joke, but I really don't think it's that funny.

    I think my (over 50 generation) would find this one much funnier:


    YouTube - Blonde Goes Back To Work After A Long Time

    Let me know if you DON'T get it!
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    I am not over 50 and I get it....the return on a typewriter.
    There are 10 types of people in the world:
    Those who understand binary, and those that don't.

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    I have been waiting a long time and it still hasn't loaded. I am afraid I missed the joke that all you are laughing so much over. Would someone please tell me what is so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by exactlymypoint View Post
    I have been waiting a long time and it still hasn't loaded. I am afraid I missed the joke that all you are laughing so much over. Would someone please tell me what is so funny.
    Exactlymypoint: That's Exactlythepoint! ... I think.

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    It's a good thing I don't have dial up anymore...that would have taken FOREVER to load.
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    I think after some responces, some people on here are blonde!
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