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[retsupt99]

I received this in a recent e-mail and thought I would share the laugh...

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies:


1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!


2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"


3. "Can you hear me NOW?"



4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"


5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."


6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"


7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."


8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"


9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!


10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."


11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"


12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."


And the best one of all..


13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

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[JonInNY]

Very funny. But I was (blissfully) knocked out during mine, so no wise cracks (pun intended)!

[SleepingZ]

Thats what I needed this AM.


Z

[deadeye72]

Very funny. Needed that this morning. Thanks.

[Jackle1886]

Good good

[Sheldon J]

very funny

[morintp]

Very funny. But I was (blissfully) knocked out during mine, so no wise cracks (pun intended)!

Me too. Why would anyone want to be awake for that?

[ExactlyMyPoint]

And the best one of all..


"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

I will use that in the future for sure.

[Slim_45]

That was pretty funny thanks

[obxned]

Up periscope!

[paramedic70002]

There was this young ER doctor who got really nervous whenever he had to perform a pelvic exam, so a nurse suggested he whistle to make himself at ease.

On his next pelvic exam, the patient asked him if he was nervous.

"Why do you ask?"

"Because you're whistling, 'Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner!'"

[Bumper]

From someone that has had five colonoscopies, those are pretty good

[slugger6]

Nonsense! Whether the patient is fully or partially sedated the medication causes amnesia. The only way anyone could have, and recall, a conversation with the physician is if they were improperly sedated.

[rangerman2003]

Me too. Why would anyone want to be awake for that?

i didnt have the choice they told me I had to stay awake

[FN1910]

I have had two and both times I woke up toward the end of it or at least I think it was toward the end. I remember watching the TV screen and saying, "Is that what it looks like up there"? Demerol-Valium combination is fantastic.