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"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
The Onion is great... "If you can't trust your shadowy overlords to keep a secret...what is the purpose, really, of voting in the puppet democracy?"
My other favorite headline:
"Expert on anteaters wasted entire life studying anteaters"
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.
Good, that was close!!
GUN CONTROL= I WANT TO BE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THE GUN
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
Hilarious. No pun intended.
ROFLMAO the only thing funnier than the vid is that some folks think there is a great conspiracy on either side that em places folk in power . If there is a conspiracy it is the fact that the best pr dept makes the candidate . Most folk dont follow issues and get the info they " need " to vote via soundbites and adds .
Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
We only begin to understand folks after we stop and think .
Criminals are looking for victims, not opponents.
Incredibly well done and hilarious.
Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ
So, should I still cast my meaningless vote?
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
I feel a little better now. I guess they already know how I am going to vote, so I will probably just go to the range instead.