No more arguing about the election

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    The Onion is great... "If you can't trust your shadowy overlords to keep a secret...what is the purpose, really, of voting in the puppet democracy?"

    My other favorite headline:

    "Expert on anteaters wasted entire life studying anteaters"
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    Good, that was close!!
    GUN CONTROL= I WANT TO BE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THE GUN

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    that's great.
    “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”

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    Hilarious. No pun intended.

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    ROFLMAO the only thing funnier than the vid is that some folks think there is a great conspiracy on either side that em places folk in power . If there is a conspiracy it is the fact that the best pr dept makes the candidate . Most folk dont follow issues and get the info they " need " to vote via soundbites and adds .
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    Incredibly well done and hilarious.
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    Love it.

    So, should I still cast my meaningless vote?
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    I feel a little better now. I guess they already know how I am going to vote, so I will probably just go to the range instead.
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