This is a discussion on Funeral within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, ...
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist
The proctologist fainted.
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That was good. Just what I needed to wake me up this morning.
A nice morning smile... thanks!
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Needed the laugh...thanks!
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