April 22nd, 2008 03:16 AM
Man of the House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled:
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.'..
April 22nd, 2008 06:26 AM
That would be MY wife's response...
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April 22nd, 2008 06:35 AM
I wear the pants in MY house...
..........when she lets me
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April 22nd, 2008 07:51 AM
Repeat after me:
The man is the head of the house.
But, the woman is the neck that turns the head....
Repeat daily until indoctrinated.
You will be assimilated.
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
April 22nd, 2008 09:04 AM
man of the house
i think a another response would be, i better wake up.
Originally Posted by retsupt99
(SHERIFF BUFORD T. JUSTICE) "what the hell is
the world coming too"
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April 22nd, 2008 08:02 PM
This was addressed with a His 'n Hers T-shirt set.
"His" had a proud, gaudy, brightly-colored Dominecker rooster in full strut, boldly captioned, "I Rule the Roost!"
"Hers" was a Dominecker hen holding a frying pan, captioned, "I Rule the Rooster!"
"Deine Papieren bitte?" or "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ !"
(Choose only one)
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"I bark at no man's bid. I will never come and go, and fetch and carry, at the whistle of the great man in the White House no matter who he is." -- David Crockett
April 22nd, 2008 08:22 PM
"Resistance is futile."
Originally Posted by miklcolt45
April 22nd, 2008 08:29 PM
We all know the ole saying "if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Second part to this time honored truth is...
"if daddy ain't happy, ain't nobody cares"
"Eternity is Too Long to be Wrong"
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April 22nd, 2008 11:00 PM
April 23rd, 2008 09:22 AM
That is so true
Originally Posted by Ridgeline
“You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”
― Robert A. Heinlein,
April 23rd, 2008 09:59 AM
in Central America there was a saying that loosely translates "a man is the head of his house (or king of his castle) from the front door out"
April 23rd, 2008 01:08 PM
My grandfather always said he wears the pants in the family but my grandmother picks them out!
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