Man of the House

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    Man of the House

    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled:
    'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.

    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

    After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

    The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.'..

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    That would be MY wife's response...
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    I wear the pants in MY house...

    ..........when she lets me
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    Repeat after me:

    The man is the head of the house.
    But, the woman is the neck that turns the head....

    Repeat daily until indoctrinated.
    You will be assimilated.
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    man of the house

    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    That would be MY wife's response...
    i think a another response would be, i better wake up.
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    This was addressed with a His 'n Hers T-shirt set.
    "His" had a proud, gaudy, brightly-colored Dominecker rooster in full strut, boldly captioned, "I Rule the Roost!"
    "Hers" was a Dominecker hen holding a frying pan, captioned, "I Rule the Rooster!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by miklcolt45 View Post
    You will be assimilated.
    "Resistance is futile."

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    We all know the ole saying "if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
    Second part to this time honored truth is...
    "if daddy ain't happy, ain't nobody cares"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridgeline View Post
    We all know the ole saying "if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
    Second part to this time honored truth is...
    "if daddy ain't happy, ain't nobody cares"
    That is so true
    Sometimes I wonder who the old man in the mirror is....

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    in Central America there was a saying that loosely translates "a man is the head of his house (or king of his castle) from the front door out"

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    My grandfather always said he wears the pants in the family but my grandmother picks them out!

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