The Wedding test.

The Wedding Test.

This is a discussion on The Wedding Test. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided ...

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    THE WEDDING test

    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
    for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
    and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
    me, and I always got more than a nice view.

    It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
    that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed
    my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word . She said, I'm going
    upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
    and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
    front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!
    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very
    happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
    man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!'

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
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    You got me...I was already clapping with the rest of the in-laws...
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    That is kinda old, but illustrates and important point. We will just leave it unspoken.
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    HAHAH That was worth a nice laugh.

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    That was good. It turns out, beer is harder to clean off a keyboard than coffee.
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    OMG! I needed that this morning.
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    That is funny.

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    I wish some one had have pulled that on my soon to be ex-son-in-law before we spent $16,000 on a wedding and a marrage that only lasted 11 months.
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