Yesterday she dragged me out to Wal-Mart (hey she is a Wal-Mart fan, what can I do?) and forced me back to the sporting goods counter (it really took a lot of forcing). While at the sporting goods counter she bought me a Ruger Mini 14, a 4X30mm Nikon Pro Staff scope and a starter supply of five boxes of ammo. When we got home she had me go online and order 2 John Mason Co. 30 round magazines for it.
You would at least think she should have sprung for a sling to go with it, but no! I have to get that on my own! Is her not getting the sling just cause for a divorce?