Cleaning the Toilet

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    Cleaning the Toilet

    Since this is the Off Topic & HUMOR Discussion I thought I would provide some humor.


    Instructions for cleaning a toilet :


    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



    Sincerely,
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    That never gets old. A timeless classic, and family friendly too.
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    Too bad they don't allow cats in the barracks...
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    That's even funny too a cat lover like me!
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    Yea, that's surely a classic!!

    I laugh every time I visualize it!!!

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    I hate cats. Good joke!
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    That is one dang POed kitty. That's for certain.
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    That was cute. Usually, I've already seen just about every one of these types things that are posted, but for some reason I've never seen that one. Probably because I usually get the naughty ones. Or at least those are the ones I remember.

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    New one to me...

    Stay armed...keep your kitty clean...stay safe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    New one to me...

    Stay armed...keep your kitty clean...stay safe!

    +1 That is too funny. I may have to borrow my neighbors cat.
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    Cats are allergic to me.....

    That was funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rstickle View Post
    Made my morning!
    +1 Me too!
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    Thanks George,

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