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    If you're gonna cash a forged check

    Man arrested in Texas for trying to cash $360 billion check 1 hour, 47 minutes ago



    Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off.

    Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge. He was released after posting $3,750 bail.

    Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business. But bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check.

    In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Officers reported finding less than two ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.

    I realize that people in texas do everything bigger but WTH was he thinking
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    Maybe I go to friendlier banks. My teller would just look at it, laugh and ask how else can she help.
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    WOW!

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    Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check,
    Sounds like hes watched Austin Powers too many times
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    Carrying a .25 or trying to cash a 360 BILLION dollar check.


    I can't decide which one I think is more stupid.

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    And his pockets were not the only place where the marijuana was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    He was released after posting $3,750 bail.
    Was that a check too?
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    He should have just deposited it, then it would have cleared, his girlfriend's mom having all that money in her account and all.
    He would have avoided any suspicion.

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    How much does $360,000,000,000.00 dollars in cash weigh anyway? A few tons, at least... I hope he brought the truck.

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    Maybe he was just planning to get it all in large bills. I think the MJ interfered with all his thought processes, though.

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    A $100 bill is the biggest there is, currently. That makes 3.6 million one hundred dollar bills.

    I think Bill Gates only has about $40 billion.

    ETA: Make that 3.6 billion one hundred dollar bills.
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    There is the MJ interfering with his thought processes. That will probably clear up in jail, though.

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    ... arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check ...

    In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana.
    Some days there just isn't enough marijuana.

    I hear the withdrawal pains go away after the first couple of weeks. He's about to find out, I think.

    Yeah, $360B is a big number. It would take four Warren Buffet and five Bill Gates fortunes to reach that amount, give or take. Ma Kettle's got that squirreled away in her checking, hmmmm?
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    That was excellent.

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    For reference sake, according to FRB: Currency in Circulation: Value

    there's a total of $792.2 billion in circulation in the world in cash right now.

    He wanted half of all the cash money that exists.

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