2 candidates for the Golden Moron
This is a discussion on 2 candidates for the Golden Moron within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Didn't kill themselves, so no Darwin Award, but these two stories are definite candidates for a Golden Moron. I would have loved to hear the ...
May 7th, 2008 06:31 PM
2 candidates for the Golden Moron
Didn't kill themselves, so no Darwin Award, but these two stories are definite candidates for a Golden Moron. I would have loved to hear the arresting officer in the 2nd story.
Police: Teen accused of trying to rob undercover officers
YONKERS, N.Y. (AP) -- A Westchester County teenager is facing a long list of charges after allegedly trying to rob two men and finding out they were undercover police officers.
Yonkers police said the officers were in their unmarked car, doing overnight surveillance work, when Michael Garcia, 19, reached into the driver-side window, grabbed an officer and demanded money.
Police said the two officers got out of the car. They say the unarmed suspect punched and kicked them while trying to avoid arrest. After the fight, all three men were treated at hospitals.
Garcia is charged with attempted robbery, assault and resisting arrest.
The name of his attorney could not immediately be determined.
May 5, 7:42 PM EDT
Police: Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed
COPIAGUE, N.Y. (AP) -- A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing.
Suffolk County Police said Frank Patti, 26, of West Islip, rode by the police car at a service station in Copiague at 7:30 p.m. Sunday. Police say Patti made an obscene gesture to two officers in the car, popped a wheelie and then sped away.
Police gave chase.
When the motorcycle turned into a parking lot it crashed into a police car that had joined the chase.
Police said Patti was treated for minor injuries at Southside Hospital. He's charged with fleeing police, resisting arrest and several traffic violations.
He was being held for arraignment Monday. Police did not know if he had an attorney.
Last edited by Ghuqu2; May 7th, 2008 at 06:32 PM.
Reason: fixed broken link
"The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us." Patrick Henry 1775
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May 7th, 2008 06:31 PM
May 7th, 2008 06:34 PM
Idiots. Mr. Darwin will get them soon enough.
May 7th, 2008 06:36 PM
I really, honestly think some people go to a special "stupid school" with all the dumb things they do!
"Naked and Starving as They are We Cannot Enough Admire the Incomparable Patience and Fidelity of the Soldiery" – George Washington, Valley Forge, 1777.
May 7th, 2008 07:31 PM
Same thing happened about a month ago in Cleveland, The Police were u/c and the drug dealer decided he would rob the buyer....after a chase on foot, he was layed out promptly by a 357, another one bites the dust.....
North American Arms
May 7th, 2008 07:42 PM
To quote Bill Engvall.....Here's Your Sign!!!!
Last edited by inman; May 7th, 2008 at 07:43 PM.
I suggest that if you can find in your inner self the will to inflict violence on someone who is trying to victimize you, and can back up that iron will with all the force that you can muster, you will most likely be successful.
May 7th, 2008 11:31 PM
I think I've seen a few that must have graduated with honors.
Originally Posted by EW3
"My God David, We're a Civilized society."
"Sure, As long as the machines are workin' and you can call 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, and you scare the **** out of them; no more rules...You'll see how primitive they can get."
-The Mist (2007)
May 7th, 2008 11:54 PM
Dumb as a box of rocks.
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May 8th, 2008 12:11 AM
The first one happens way to often... its happened to me personally twice in the last year. Its just to be expected dealing with those types of people.
The second one happens often too, motorcycle chases almost always end up in a crash... how it started is what makes it a classy story.
May 8th, 2008 08:54 AM
These two are trying hard to not get very far in life...and succeeding
May 8th, 2008 09:17 AM
I think the rocks are smarter!
Originally Posted by SatCong
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
May 8th, 2008 09:31 AM
Ron White said it best......"ya can't fix stupid."
Originally Posted by inman
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
(Sometimes) "a fight avioded is a fight won." ... claude clay
May 8th, 2008 09:59 AM
Thank you Lord for putting a smile on my face. Just when you think things are bad the Lord takes what was meant for evil and makes good come from it. Nothing like a BG getting an attitude adjustment.
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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