If Mall Ninja was an EMT...

If Mall Ninja was an EMT...

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    If Mall Ninja was an EMT...

    Fake UK Paramedic Had His Own Ambulance — (EMSResponder.com)

    A man who dreamed of being a paramedic lived out his fantasy with his own ambulance, medical equipment, uniforms and fake qualifications.

    But 22-year-old Ryan Nurse had little more knowledge than a first-aider, a court heard.

    He worked as a care assistant at an old people's home where he told staff he was a qualified paramedic and boasted that he had been first on the scene at several high-profile incidents.

    His lies were uncovered when a company boss became suspicious about claims made in a job application.

    When police raided the house in Cowes, Isle of Wight, where he lived with his mother, they found uniforms, fake medical certificates, prescription-only medicine and equipment for invasive procedures.

    Nurse pleaded guilty at Isle of Wight Crown Court to charges of deception and was given a six-month suspended jail sentence. Judge Andrew Barnett described him as a pathetic Walter Mitty character. "He lived in a make-believe world, but thankfully it did not result in anyone suffering from his treatment."
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    Wow. I've known some EMS squirrels in my time, but that takes the cake.

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    Seems like it would be easier just to go to school and become a real medic.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Did the ambulance have special plates to stop .338 rounds?

    Where did he hide his rockets I wonder?

    Reminds me of time's I've heard guys talking about their spec ops experiences in the Corps while on leave.
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