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    Funny: How many guns can I buy now?

    A jealous husband who suspected his wife of an affair took revenge — by putting her for sale on eBay.

    Paul Osborn, 44, kicked out wife Sharon and advertised her on the Internet auction site — with bids hitting $969,890.

    It offered his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” to the highest bidder — and became an Internet phenomenon, with users forwarding the link worldwide. But Sharon, 43, denies an affair and cops are now investigating Paul for harassment.
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    You better not let your wife find out you're contemplating selling her for guns!
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    $969,890, No way is she that good looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FN1910 View Post
    $969,890, No way is she that good looking.

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    The going rate for Demi Moore in her prime was $1M according to Robert Redford.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN1910 View Post
    $969,890, No way is she that good looking.

    Maybe the guy that is buying her is worse........
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    Is there a rent with option to buy plan?
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    What is the return policy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN1910 View Post
    $969,890, No way is she that good looking.
    Maybe its not her looks...

    Maybe she is that "dirty"...

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