A few jokes from my mom

A few jokes from my mom

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    A few jokes from my mom

    My mother always sends me email jokes, and lately she's sent a few good ones.

    MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD?

    'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

    'Yes. What can I do for you?'

    'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'

    marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside

    them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

    'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

    The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They

    search the shed where the firewood is kept.

    Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

    They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

    'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff
    come?'

    'Yeah!'

    'Did they chop your firewood?'

    'Yep!'

    'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

    (Rednecks know how to get it done).


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    Breaking News:


    CBC reports that gas stations will start showing pornographic movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get buggered at the same time you do!!

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    Those are pretty good.
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    mom"s jokes

    (SHERIFF BUFORD T. JUSTICE) "what the hell is
    the world coming too"

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    MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD?
    I gotta try that one, great idea.

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    Now that's funny right 'there!
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    Knew it was coming, but it was fun to read anyway!
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