Moral Of a Story

Moral Of a Story

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    Moral Of a Story

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
    Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
    There were all the regular type stuff, spilled milk and pennies saved.
    But then teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Little Johnny was
    left. 'Little Johnny do you have a story to share?'
    'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot
    in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
    territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.'
    'She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break
    and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She
    shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed
    four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last
    Iraqi with her bare hands.' 'Good Heavens!' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did
    your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

    Moral Of The Story

    "Keep away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking"

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    I like it!
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    I have known a few women like that
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    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Musta been a female Marine.
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    1Yikes!! LOL, don't mess with a woman trained to kill while she's drinking!
    If you own a handgun and your state law allows it, please carry.

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